Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 1 Quotes
You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).
Alex
Alex: We were never friends, Piper.
Piper: We weren't?
Alex: No. Never. I loved you. I loved having sex with you.
You're laundry, I'm electric. We're from different worlds.
Piper
Oooh. Maria might be in labor. Could you Google symptoms? They're taking bets. If I guess closest to the birth time I could win a Twix.
Piper
Claudette: I look Michael Jackson.
Piper: No, I think you've got the wrong skintone. I look like Michael Jackson.
Everything off the books lives like Anne Frank now.
Red
Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?
Boo
I'm just not sure that I'm ready to be Piper Chapman the convict/fiancee.
Piper
This smells like mildew. That means your counter is gonna smell like mildew. You need to wash your rags, Red.
Nicky
You can only vote within your race or your group. Look, just pretend it's the 1950s. It's easier to understand.
Nicky
I am in here because I am no different from anybody else in here. I made bad choices. I committed a crime and being in here is no one's fault but my own.
Piper
Sophia: Why did God have to give me that stupid penis?
Sister Ingalls: I don't know. Any more than I know why he gave men nipples.
