Piper: One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.
Larry: OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.

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I want you to understand. You do not have to have lesbian sex.

Sam Healy

• Permalink: I want you to understand. You do not have to have lesbian sex.
• Added: November 11, 2013

Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.

• Permalink: You look beautiful, too.
• Added: November 11, 2013