Orphan Black Season 4 Episode 9: "The Mitigation of Competition" Quotes
Felix: I’m sure we can all agree that this little diplomatic exchange is rock bottom. Susan gets the brilliant and delightful Cosima, forging ahead to save your lives, while we get you, Rachel, and your half-baked plan to take down Evie Cho.
Ira: I can assure you, it is not half-baked --
Felix: Ira, you fertilized my sister’s eggs for science, you don’t get to speak, too.
Donnie: Well, she can wait! Daddy needs his conjugal, baby.
Allison: Donnie, our lives are imploding and all you can think about is your [whispers] stiffy?
Sarah: Hendrix is on bail. Cosima is on the Island of Dr. Moreau. And Helena is AWOL. I’m meant to be bringing us together and we’re falling apart.
Felix: Well, at least you’ve still got Rachel!
Sarah: How about you, how are yours?
Helena: Yes, much kicking. They’re fighting like us.
Ira: You really don’t like each other, do you?
Rachel: She put a pencil in my brain.
How do you brush your hair?
Charlotte [to Cosima]
Felix: Adele, you’re making it sound like we’re the mob.
Adele: What, so I’m reading this wrong?
Felix: Well, you did just mix mood stabilizers with gin, darling.
Adele: That’s brunch.
You have loud voice.
Helena [to Adele]
Donnie Hendrick… you look like roast pig.
Helena
