Pan Am

Pan Am Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 8: "Unscheduled Departure"

Ted: Flamingos bite. They do. I mean, they're very pretty, and..and..and pink. But when they bite, they break the flesh.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: She's waiting for Mr. Right. She's very patient.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "Truth or Dare"

Nico: I honestly can't tell. Are you just a silly naive girl or just a master liar?
Kate: Both. I'm both. But I am also yours.
 • Rating: Unrated

Richard: Kate, I mislead you, I withheld from you, but I haven't lied to you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laura: Oh. My. God. You're in love!
Kate: I'm in over my head is what I am. My boyfriend is a Yugoslavian communist.
Laura: He's a communist?
 • Rating: Unrated

Colette: Oh, Kate's taking off her clothes to entertain the men.
Ted: Why would she do that?
Colette: She's feeling patriotic.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Super: Kick him out.
Laura: Excuse me?
The Super: You're not on the lease, and I don't like your guest. Kick him out or I kick you out. And no more parties. Understand?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: Nico, please. Go with them. They want to help you.
Nico: Who are you? Who are you?!
 • Rating: Unrated

Joe: I'm in the navy Mam, rum is the remedy for everything.
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Laura: Well, Dean does seem awfully fond of you.
Colette: Not that fond.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "The Genuine Article"

Maggie: I think the most important part for a Pan Am stewardess is that she be good company for the journey and a fast friend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico: Here, in America, there is hope.
Kate: You don't have hope for Yugoslavia?
 • Rating: Unrated

Henson: All that authority crap. I would have put a gun in my mouth.
Colette: And yet, you are authority.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maggie: We didn't steal them. If we hadn't bought them, somebody else would have. Don't look guilty!
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Maggie: Stick with me kid, I know the lay of the land.
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Kate: Keeping that, are you?
Nico: For a special girl back home.
Kate: You say that because you know how competitive I am.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: Half a million copies sold. And to who? Women. And understanding women is the best way to get women.
Dean: You understand women?
Ted: Oh, less than ever. But as least now it sounds like I do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 5: "One Coin in a Fountain"

Red: A guy's gotta pick the right time to give a girl a ring. Wow, that could have been the worst thing I could have said right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico: Nothing worse than a bad kisser.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: Second rule of the subway, never wake anybody up.
Laura: What's the first rule?
Ted: Take a cab.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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