Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.
Zeek
Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.
Crosby
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.
Sarah
I'm proud to be a part of your family, and I want you to be proud of it, too.
Mark
Julia: I would say change your hat. Just sayin'.
Crosby: Oh my goodness. You don't like my duck hunting look!
Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?
(to Sarah) You have no idea how great you are do you?
Gordon
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
If it's any consolation, you will always be the most important man in my life.
Kristina
Some people say that having Aspergers is a bad thing, but I'm glad I have it, because I think it's my greatest strength.
Max
Honey, our son is the new president at Cedar Knoll Middle School. God help us all.
Adam
Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Jabbar: Yeah?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Jabbar: Yeah!
