Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Julia: Crosby I'm serious, I'm, I'm... you have to get the test. Yes, there are serious financial and legal ramifications.
Crosby: You know, sometimes you sound so much like a lawyer.
Adam: So I'm just going to say that felt like the real deal. I'm right?
Kristina: Yep, your right!
Does he look like you, because you were the cutest kid ever!?!
Camille
OK, then I'm going to Hawaii and you can raise my son.
Kristina
Oh look at this; she's the president of his fan club.
Crosby
Julia: Are you afraid of being the father or not the father?
Crosby: Yes, both.
Honey, I have to wash Max's bandanna, it's fifthly. If he's going to be a pirate, at least he's going to be a clean pirate.
Kristina
Sarah: Seduce me with The Sound and the Fury.
Mr. Cyr: It would work every time.
OK seriously, I want to know what you've got going on down there!
Kristina
Sticker system Gabby was shooting tequila last night?
Kristina
Julia: It's more complicated then I just explained.
Haddie: Then screwing some poor slob out of his retirement.
Julia: What?
Haddie: Pretty Woman, I was just quoting Julia Roberts.
It's nice to live here, and of course what 38 year old woman doesn't enjoy living at home with her parents.
Sarah
