Parenthood "I'll Be Right Here" Quotes
Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Jabbar: Yeah?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Jabbar: Yeah!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Adam: Honey, our son is the new president at Cedar Knoll Middle School. God help us all.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Max: Some people say that having Aspergers is a bad thing, but I'm glad I have it, because I think it's my greatest strength.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Crosby: Look, I know you didn't want a full house. I'm sorry I'm early, but I love Kristina, too, so I will hang out in the cafeteria or whatever, but I'm not leaving the hospital. I can get you some barbecue potato chips or come tea or something.
Adam: Tea.
• Rating: Unrated
Sarah: We were in the dark room. We were developing...
Adam: The dark room? What? Are you in seventh grade?
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Adam: No, I don't want tea. Why does everybody keep asking me if I want tes? Since when have I been a tea drinker? I hate tea!
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Julia: This stay at home parent thing? The full time thing? Harder than I thought.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Max: You know, if you eat anything before your surgery, you could throw up into your breathing tube and inhale it into your lungs.
Adam: Max, stop.
Max: If you ever do that, it's a hundred percent death rate.
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Adam: I'm sure he's going to be fine, honey. Crosby said he was going to 'totes' handle it.
Kristina: I don't know what that means, 'totes' handle it.
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Ryan: I'm incredibly nervous, so if I don't cowboy up, I'm going to lose my nerve. So. Will you go out with me sometime?
Amber: Yes.
Ryan: Nifty.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 13

