Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.

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Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.

Adam

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Oh jeez I'm sorry, I forgot the cardinal rule, only a Braverman can criticize another Braverman.

Joel

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• Added: March 23, 2010

Haddie: I have a right to my privacy.
Adam: Not in my house you don't.

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If it's any consolation, you will always be the most important man in my life.

Kristina

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How do you like your dogs, medium, well done or burnt to a crisp?

Crosby

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Hey, do you think nailing Haddie's window shut is going too far?

Adam

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Kristina: You know honey; I think he's more scared then anything.
Haddie: Of what?
Kristina: Of losing you.

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• Added: March 23, 2010

When it comes to testosterone, the Braverman men are blessed with an abundance of riches.

Zeek

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• Added: March 23, 2010