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Parenthood

Rene: You go to church?
Crosby: Oh yeah, the Bravermans have a very rich spiritual lineage. We're ah, 4/10th Jewish, vaguely Catholic, and I'm told 1/16th Cherokee even, and we had a communist atheist grandpa.

It's not fair of you to hold a grudge against me for some crap your husband did years ago. I'm here for my son and I'm not going anywhere. You're going to have to deal with that.

Crosby

Joel: If we're going to have another baby Julia there has to be room for me. You can't be the one making all the plans and I just, I can't be the yes man.
Julia: I know, I do.

Gordon: You were saying?
Sarah: I have a terrible self esteem and it causes me to overcompensate, the design team is awesome, truly.
Gordon: I know I hired them.

Sarah: You know what I like about chocolate pudding, everything.
Gordon: You know what I like about tofu shaped like a burger and heavier than a brick, nothing!

Jasmine: You're cute.
Crosby: It's the motorcycle. Yeah, I'm just a six but with the motorcycle I'm an eight.

Julia: And besides there are three Amy's, we can blame it on the other one.
Joel: What happens when we run out of Amy's?
Julia: You think of something.
Joel: You said that so seductively, clever girl.

Oh my God the roof is caving in; it's like 2012 in there.

Sarah

Haddie: Dad, do you guys have some stupid agreement about not acknowledging each other's flaws?
Adam: Yeah, it's called marriage.

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