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I just want you guys to know the things I'm about to do with this blue cheese should probably be illegal.

Adam

Jabbar: Should I go back to bed and make believe I didn't see you?
Crosby: Yes, that's a good plan.

This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.

Crosby

Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.

Amber: Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd rather sell an organ, but thanks for inviting me.
Sarah: You know what, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that, because I don't think you need both livers anyway.

I hope it fits me; this left boob is a little bigger than the right.

Kristina

Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Sarah: Daughters.
Kristina: Daughters.
Julia: Amen.

Drew, listen to me. You are a Braverman, OK. Its genetic, you have the moves you know what I'm talking about. You have it in you.

Adam

Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.

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