It is crazy. It's no crazier than saying gluten causes tantrums.Adam
Like who do I think I am? Oprah? Like I can just open a school and it will be great?Kristina
There's not much to talk about Cros, it's elective surgery and I've elected not to have it.Zeek
Zeek: Waddya want? Why are you here?
Crosby: Can't a young man just drop by and visit his father?
First thing she said was no questions. How do you stay married? It's a miracle.Crosby
Joel: This is clearly a reaction.
Julia: Ya think?
Joel: Yeah. This is not like her.
Julia: No. This is not like her. At all. You know? And moving out and giving up on me was not like you. At all
Joel: C'mon. Stay and with me, please.
Julia: Are you kidding me? I begged you for a year just to talk to me and tell me what was going on and you refused to do that and that broke me. And I'm almost OK, so you can't come over and talk to me about my dad. You can't kiss me. You can't pretend like you didn't destroy me. Because you did! You destroyed us. All of us!
Joel: I'm so sorry.
Julia: OK. Well, I'm gonna be OK. I can handle it. I don't know if the kids can.
Look, all I know is my daughter's pregnant, and she was so scared, too. She was so scared to tell me and I just froze. I, I bet she dreamed of this wonderful moment where she tells her mom this exciting news and I totally let her down. I just said, 'oh.'Sarah
You founded Chambers Academy to meet the needs of every student. My artistic needs are not being met. Nora agrees.Max
Ruby: I'll be in my room. Oh and by the way, the window doesn't even open. It's like a freaking prison.
Hank: Oh, it's not. We'll be in a prison tomorrow and you'll know the difference.
Max: What are we doing?
Kristina: We're watching paint dry.
Max: I don't like metaphors.
Kristina: It's not a metaphor. We're literally watching paint dry.
Zeek: Can we stop chatting.
Sarah: We're not chatting, dad, we're bonding.
Amber: Now we're like old. We're like real life grownups, dude.
Amber: I'm gonna have a baby.