Sarah: I think I'll just try and get along with you and trust you.
Amber: OK. I'm meeting Damien and he's picking me up.

Crosby: Your family is intense.
Jasmine: You think.
Crosby: That's saying a lot coming from me.

It's nice to live here, and of course what 38 year old woman doesn't enjoy living at home with her parents.

Sarah

Julia: It's more complicated then I just explained.
Haddie: Then screwing some poor slob out of his retirement.
Julia: What?
Haddie: Pretty Woman, I was just quoting Julia Roberts.

Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.

Sticker system Gabby was shooting tequila last night?

Kristina

OK seriously, I want to know what you've got going on down there!

Kristina

Sarah: Seduce me with The Sound and the Fury.
Mr. Cyr: It would work every time.

Honey, I have to wash Max's bandanna, it's fifthly. If he's going to be a pirate, at least he's going to be a clean pirate.

Kristina

Julia: Are you afraid of being the father or not the father?
Crosby: Yes, both.

Oh look at this; she's the president of his fan club.

Crosby

OK, then I'm going to Hawaii and you can raise my son.

Kristina

Parenthood Season 1 Quotes

Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.

Sarah

Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.