Parenthood

Parenthood Season 1 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Crosby: Sounds like this sperm is going to be an excellent father. So, maybe he can couch soccer for you or whatever.
Katie: You're an idiot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.
 • Rating: Unrated

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