Parenthood

Parenthood Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 22: "Hard Times Come Again No More"

Max: Aunt Sarah! I'm really sorry for what I said at the hospital. I have Asperger's.
Sarah: That's ok, Max. Thanks.
Max: I'm also really glad that Amber didn't die. And if she did, you would probably have had to go to a funeral and you would have been too sad to come here today and we wouldn't be here.
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Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.
Drew: Yeah, I think I can be your friend.
Amber: Thank you, I feel better already.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zeek: Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: Are you mad at me because I have Asperger's?
Adam: No, Max, I'm not mad at you because you have Asperger's. Never.
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Doctor: She's a very lucky girl.
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Season 2 Episode 21: "Slipping Away"

Haddie: I'm just going to say it.
Kristina: Okay, say what?
Haddie: Alex and I have had sex.
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Joel: It's a house, Crosby. It's gonna do what it's gonna do. Kitchen tiles are not gonna be the deal breaker here. You have got to show her this place, you understand? I know it's gonna be hard, but you have to find out.
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Sarah: I'm just wondering who you want to be. Do you want to be the person who gets high and yells at her aunt?
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Haddie: What? You were my age or something when you first had sex, is that what's going on?
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Crosby: Hey Joel, can we tackle this light fixture next? It looks like a crack house. She won't like it.
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Kristina: It sounds like she's hurt.
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Season 2 Episode 20: "New Plan"

Sarah: So, what are you gonna do, cut one of these up, really give it the Pretty In Pink treatment?
Amber: Don't pretend like you haven't seen it.
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Sarah: You're gong to prom on a blind date! It's like 1954!
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Gilliam: Sarah, there is an opportunity that has arisen that could give you a staged reading at the Berkeley Theater Company.
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Haddie: She's scared that we're all going to realize she doesn't want us to know how beautiful she is.
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Adam: The prom is a parent and school sanctioned club med for teenagers!
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Amber: Mom, this is exactly why I didn't tell you. I'm not ready to make a plan on what to do next. I'm not ready to think about it that way. I'm feeling vulnerable and upset and sensitive about it and I don't want advice or ideas right now. I just want you to listen and I just can't talk to you about it yet this way because I'm still too hurt, okay?
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Amber: I didn't get into Berkeley.
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Season 2 Episode 19: "Taking The Leap"

Joel: Awesome, awesome.Thank you, so much. Yeah, baby, my boys can swim. Woo!
Sydney. Swim? Daddy, are we getting fish?
Joel: No, daddy just did really well on a test.
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Gillian: Sarah, when you investigate me on the world wide web, which I would do if I were you, you're going to come across some oddities or two. Try not to do what others do so easily these days and don't prematurely compartmentalize me.
Sarah: I won't if you won't.
Gillian. You got it.
 • Rating: Unrated

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