Parenthood

Parenthood Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 5: "The Booth Job"

Amber: Dude we're not gonna smoke weed during our tutoring session.
Amber's friend: What? It's organic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: Jabar is going to get into a great school - I promise.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 4: "Date Night"

Sarah: Do you need anything? Do you want some lemon aide or um cookies?
Drew: Yeah, if this were 1950 thanks.
Sarah: Well, Perhaps I'll bring you a martini and some pot. I'm just kidding, you should not do drugs or drink. Stay in school; don't cut your own bangs. These are a few of my mottos.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: You want my advice, step one apologize to Renee.
Crosby: For what, I didn't do anything.
Adam: It's just, you know what, you're a man. It's just what men do. We apologize. I say three I'm sorrys before I get out of bed in the morning.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: What am I going to do; I'm going to show them how to use fabric softener properly?
Zeek: Joel, I mean really. These kids are kindergartners, you could light your own fart and they would think you were Einstein. Come on!
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: I am very proud of you, not just because you won but because of how you conducted yourself. Alright, mostly because you won.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "I'm Cooler Than You Think"

Kristina: Everybody raise your glass. My daughter Haddie Braverman is running for junior class president.
Adam: That's right, following in her father's footsteps.
Julia: Excuse me, your foot steps?
Adam: Yeah.
Julia: I was class president.
Kristina: I wrote speeches.
Crosby: Student council nerds are going to have a nerd off!
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: We are his grandparents too, we have a say in it.
Crosby: Well, I'm his dad and I don't have a say in it.
Zeek: Oh I see, well your balls will still be here when you get back.
Jabbar: What balls?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rene: You go to church?
Crosby: Oh yeah, the Bravermans have a very rich spiritual lineage. We're ah, 4/10th Jewish, vaguely Catholic, and I'm told 1/16th Cherokee even, and we had a communist atheist grandpa.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: It's not fair of you to hold a grudge against me for some crap your husband did years ago. I'm here for my son and I'm not going anywhere. You're going to have to deal with that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: If we're going to have another baby Julia there has to be room for me. You can't be the one making all the plans and I just, I can't be the yes man.
Julia: I know, I do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "No Good Deed"

Gordon: You were saying?
Sarah: I have a terrible self esteem and it causes me to overcompensate, the design team is awesome, truly.
Gordon: I know I hired them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: You know what I like about chocolate pudding, everything.
Gordon: You know what I like about tofu shaped like a burger and heavier than a brick, nothing!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jasmine: You're cute.
Crosby: It's the motorcycle. Yeah, I'm just a six but with the motorcycle I'm an eight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: And besides there are three Amy's, we can blame it on the other one.
Joel: What happens when we run out of Amy's?
Julia: You think of something.
Joel: You said that so seductively, clever girl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 1: "I Hear You, I See You"

Sarah: Oh my God the roof is caving in; it's like 2012 in there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Haddie: Dad, do you guys have some stupid agreement about not acknowledging each other's flaws?
Adam: Yeah, it's called marriage.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jasmine: They must have made this Skype thing for something other than just talking.
Crosby: Oh my God, are we about to have Skype sex?
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: Got some anger in you?
Joel: Well...
Zeek: A little spirit. I like that. I don't think I've ever heard you say more than five words since I knew you.
Joel: Well...
Zeek: No really, I hear you and I see you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite "Parenthood" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!