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Parenthood

Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.

Julia: I can't believe I'm letting her play a sex symbol.
Sarah: Dude, don't you ever relax?
Julia: No, dude

Zeek: Who wears the pants in the family?
Crosby: What year do you think this is? The fifties? There's no one wearing the pants, or not wearing the pants...it's a partnership.
Zeek: Oh my God, that sounds dreadful.

Sarah [to Corey]: Do you like to wrap?
Corey: You mean like freestyle?

I'm going to go home so my husband can make fun of me.

Julia

I keep walking into different rooms in my house and finding people drinking. Should I be taking it personally?

Zeek

Julia: When did it become so hard to get pregnant?
Sarah: I really wasn't intending it either time, so...

You're not his friend, you're his father.

Jasmine [to Crosby]

Mom asked you to call everyone to dinner, will you do it? Seriously, you are such a disappointment. I don't know why you're her favorite.

Adam [to Crosby]
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