Parenthood

Parenthood Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 15: "Politics"

Mark: Kirsten spent all year training to climb Mount Kilimanjaro.
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Jasmine: Joe found the house. And I haven't said yes yet. He's been looking to buy for a while. And, whether or not I'm included in this house is open for discussion, which is why I'm here, because I didn't want to make a decision without talking to you first.
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Bob: No, Amber, you're not in here because these are people that I'd otherwise forget. You're not in that category.
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Sarah: It's a shame about her face. It's not pretty. And it's not gorgeous. Not at all.
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Sydney: Do you think my baby brother can sleep in my room sometimes or do you think he will always sleep in your room?
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Season 3 Episode 14: "It is What it Is"

Zeek: Look it, Millie. I know you've been worried. You and me are together, it's so good. And then, I go see this doctor and he puts this grenade in my lap and says here, there ya go, here's the rest of your life, how about that.
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Amber: Handling drunk guys? It's my specialty.
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Jabbar: My dad said if I promised not to look bored he'd get me ice cream on the way home!
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Haddie: Honestly, I feel like it's just another situation where Max needs something so I don't get to do something that I want.
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Kristina: She's going to need an entire winter wardrobe, too. She doesn't even own mittens.
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Season 3 Episode 13: "Just Smile"

Adam: You know, I was only screwing around when I said music saved my life. That's not the truth. You did.
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Crosby: Well, this could be your only shot of looking cool, so you might want to take it. You never know.
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Julia: I'm trying to be very respectful of her privacy, even though she is living in my house and carrying my baby.
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Crosby: I didn't realize you could do an entire interview in the two minutes I was out of the room.
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Joel: Why do we still have a home phone. The only people who still have it is telemarketers.
Julia: And my parents.
Joel: Exactly.
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Sarah: Why don't you guys ask Mark?
Crosby: Who's Mark?
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Sarah: I thought 40 was the new 30!
Doctor: Not for your ovaries, no.
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Makeup Man: This little crease will not go away.
Adam: Okay, are we about done?
Makeup Man: No, no. You have a very shiny T-Zone. We're just getting started. It's a lot of work, all right?
Crosby: You know I always tell him he should exfoliate and he just won't listen to me.
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Season 3 Episode 12: "Road Trip"

Kristina: You should be very proud of yourself and this family. You and Camille have created this wonderful, weird and great family. And I'm so lucky to be a part of it, ya know, I can't tell ya. You know, you've always treated me like a daughter and you've always been there for me and I want to thank you for that. So thanks. You're a good dad..
Zeek: Really?
Kristina: And a good man.
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Crosby: Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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