Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?


He's on an erectile dysfunction commercial. I don't think he can claim privacy as his number one priority any more.


Mark: Just two dudes, eating burgers, hanging out.
Drew: Pretty classic scenario.

Sarah: Do you start all your best talks with "hey man?"
Mark: Yeah, that's like the key, "woah, this guy speaks my language."

You know what? Your trying to control my stress is stressing me out.


You are smart and you are funny and your are straight up and that's why I gave you the job, Amber.


Wow! They're from Bob. I'm just kidding. They're from your mom.


Sarah: No. Besides going to Mexico once on spring break, I haven't really been anywhere.
Mark: It sounds like we have some traveling to do.

Kirsten spent all year training to climb Mount Kilimanjaro.


Joe found the house. And I haven't said yes yet. He's been looking to buy for a while. And, whether or not I'm included in this house is open for discussion, which is why I'm here, because I didn't want to make a decision without talking to you first.


No, Amber, you're not in here because these are people that I'd otherwise forget. You're not in that category.


It's a shame about her face. It's not pretty. And it's not gorgeous. Not at all.


Parenthood Season 3 Quotes

We haven't had a single interview in six months. We need Gaga.


Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.