Do you think my baby brother can sleep in my room sometimes or do you think he will always sleep in your room?

Sydney

Look it, Millie. I know you've been worried. You and me are together, it's so good. And then, I go see this doctor and he puts this grenade in my lap and says here, there ya go, here's the rest of your life, how about that.

Zeek

Handling drunk guys? It's my specialty.

Amber

My dad said if I promised not to look bored he'd get me ice cream on the way home!

Jabbar

Honestly, I feel like it's just another situation where Max needs something so I don't get to do something that I want.

Haddie

She's going to need an entire winter wardrobe, too. She doesn't even own mittens.

Kristina

You know, I was only screwing around when I said music saved my life. That's not the truth. You did.

Adam

Well, this could be your only shot of looking cool, so you might want to take it. You never know.

Crosby

I'm trying to be very respectful of her privacy, even though she is living in my house and carrying my baby.

Julia

I didn't realize you could do an entire interview in the two minutes I was out of the room.

Crosby

Joel: Why do we still have a home phone. The only people who still have it is telemarketers.
Julia: And my parents.
Joel: Exactly.

Sarah: Why don't you guys ask Mark?
Crosby: Who's Mark?

Parenthood Season 3 Quotes

We haven't had a single interview in six months. We need Gaga.

Julia

Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.

Kristina