Parenthood

Parenthood Season 3 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 12: "Road Trip"

Crosby: We don't worry about what you two think, and look at us. We're all smashing successes.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Max: You are the meanest woman in the world. I wish you weren't my mother. I'm never talking to you again.
Kristina: Good. Let's start right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: Does anybody have to pee?!
 • Rating: Unrated

Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Max: You are such a bitch!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 11: "Missing"

Crosby: There's always going to be a part of me that loves you. That's just how it is. But I'm really sorry that that part keeps doing horrible things to you. You don't deserve that. You deserve better.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kristina: Honey, I had my phone on silent because I was mad at you. It's my fault. I'm his mother.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: I got to ride in a cop car. It was pretty fun.
Adam: Welcome home to the adventurer!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: She's still on...
Kristina: Breast milk, yeah.
Sarah: Well, I can't provide that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam: How long are you going to be mad at me?
Kristina: I don't know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: Zoe, what you're asking is never going to happen. We don't need time to think about it, we need time to get over it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 10: "Mr. Honesty"

Crosby: Does he listen to adult contemporary?
Jasmine: Not all the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristina: Did you stop the kiss?
Adam: Yes!
Kristina: Did you? How did you do that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: Troy, my wife's job is actually to uphold the law. Do you understand? It's to make sure people aren't treated unfairly. So when you come into our house and you try to coerce us into an illegal payment...
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: Well, Adam! You told her she was beautiful on the inside. Are you kidding me? What young girl isn't going to respond to that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: So, maybe we have your mom do it. She loves giving bad news. It's her specialty!
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: Mmmmm. My wife picturing our birth father stripping. That's a little weird for me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: Should I or should I not tell Kristina.
Crosby: Well, yeah, of course you should tell Kristina. She's gonna love this story. You can walk her through why you were at her place and how soft her lips were and whether or not you got aroused downstairs...and she's probably feeling great about herself post baby, so I think this will go over great. But, you'll be guilt free and she'll spiral into a dark depression.
 • Rating: Unrated

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