Parenthood

Parenthood Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 9: "Sore Loser"

Kristina: You think you can get along with your Justin Bieber hairdo and your Invisalign braces? Well guess what? Puberty is going to set in and it's going to set in ugly... Be a friend. Be a friend, not a bully. Have a good day!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joel: You killed her!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Camille: Drew is old enough to stay in the house by himself, needless to say. So, if you think otherwise then you're going to have to talk to Drew about it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: No phone. No Internet. No Amy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: No, I think they're just amazed at how amazing I am at solving these problems.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sydney: You know I don't want to play stupid charades. I never want to play another Braverman game again!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 8: "In-Between"

Kristina: I was standing next to that goddess that you hired and I started leaking.
Adam: What, breast milk?
Kristina: No, oil. Yes breast milk!
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: We're going to be standing next to 20 year olds in like size zeros, so you need to bring out the big guns.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: It's just to see Seth become the man I always thought he could be all those years; is kind of moving. And, I do picture it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Drew: If we don't want to confuse the elderly, I mean, we could just tell that you are - my girlfriend, if you want.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sarah: Now I know what to get your for housewarming.
Seth: What?
Sarah: Anything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 7: "Forced Family Fun"

Kristina: I'm sorry I'm psycho honey.
Haddie: It's cool. We're used to it.
Kristina: Great.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: She had that bizarre fear of the tooth fairy. She said, 'Don't let that crazy fairy steal my teeth!'
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristina: We need a family fun night!
Adam: Family fun night?
Kristina: We need a family fun night dammit!
 • Rating: Unrated

Seth: I know it's going to take a long time to earn your forgiveness, but I'm going to try. Because I want this. For the first time in my life, I want this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: Eating them in front of the TV would make it even more special.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 6: "Tales From the Luncheonette"

Amber: What did you do, perv? Did you do something wrong?
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: Listen to me. Don't worry about my family here, ever. We are business partners here and you just gotta go in there and make good music. Kick ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: Yeah, awesome. You were shreddin it, burnin like a torch.
 • Rating: Unrated

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