Hank: Really?
Sarah: Is there still a tomato in the room?
Hank: No tomato and I'm lookin' right at ya.

Wow. You know, when you're not such a pain in the ass you're a pretty sweet guy.


You know something grandson? Let me tell you a secret. You're not a very good mover, really. But from the very beginning, I was doing this for you. It's yours. Have fun.


When two girls are kissing does that mean they're lesbians?


Drew! I love you.


She fell asleep about two hours ago. I've had to pee for about an hour.


It's also spore free in there so feel free to take deep, deep breaths.


Julia: I can count on one hand the guys I have slept with.
Sarah: One hand?

I am both excited and terrified! I'm gonna grab another beer.


You know I was so wrapped up in convincing you to move and just being heard that maybe I didn't listen to you enough.


Hank: So you're saying it's Asperger's fault. Do I have every right to be mad at Asperger's?
Dr. Pelican: Yes, you do.

4D! Do you know how huge they are? 4D are you kidding me? And I'm movin' out of mom and dad's today. I gotta play the lottery!


Parenthood Season 5 Quotes

That's my motto for life - I'm just in it for the sugar.


Max: I walked, during my radius, that I can walk to on my own. The idea is that I build autonomy so that eventually I'll be able to move out and support myself. Also, eventually, they're going to die, so I'm going to need to learn to live on my own anyway.
Hank: Hmm. That's touching.