Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.
Leslie
I’m getting the epiphany sweats!
Leslie
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.
Ron
Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing gave me a great idea on how to criticize people in places.
Ron
What’s wrong with you? You look like Meryl Streep at the end of Iron Weed. You wish…
Craig
Look what they did to Peebo! He’s wearing a hat made of penises!
Ben
You are like the saxophone player for the California Raisons good!
Andy
The only thing I’m crazy about is a magnificent pregnant manta ray named Ann Perkins.
Leslie
Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.
Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.
Leslie: What’s your favorite TV show?
Donna: For live tweeting it’s Scandal, for binge watching, it’s Scandal. And for fashion? Scandal. My favorite TV show is Scandal.
A straightforward deal! Why didn’t you tell me? I don’t have my straightforward deal fedora on me! We gotta stop at my storage unit!
Tom
