Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Slowing down is not really my jam.Leslie
We’re all just calm and happy people together enjoying ourselves on earth.Leslie
Ben! We knocked it out of the park first time around. If we play this right, we could raise one third of the Supreme Court!Leslie
Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?April
Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.Ron
This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on anything since…wow—I’ve never worked hard on anything! What a cool life!Tom
Despite what my pocket square says, I’m not a billionaire.Tom
Damn, Donna. Why you gotta bring the Quackson Five into this?Ginuwine
I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.Tom
Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.Tom
Tom: What is this, a rotten grapefruit?
Larry: No, it’s my dog’s rectum.
Please, Ron. I’ve never asked you for anything today.Tom