Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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I’m not gonna buy that thing! It’s covered in a gallon of your boogers!

Tom

Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.

Chris

Chard bodies. Let’s get a chard on?

Ben

The reason is, it’s vegetable porn! Porn on the cob! I’m sorry, I’m very good at vegetable puns.

Leslie

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

Chris

Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.

Chris

Snakejuice! I thought these were destroyed by the FDA!

Tom

I’m sorry, Mrs. Knope. There is such a thing called journalistic integrity. And it is something I have as a journalist with integrity.

Perd

Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.

Chris

I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.

Tom

That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it.

Leslie

Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!

April
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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.