Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.Tom
Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.Tom
Tom: What is this, a rotten grapefruit?
Larry: No, it’s my dog’s rectum.
Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.April
Please, Ron. I’ve never asked you for anything today.Tom
I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.Tammy
Ben: Today is Leslie’s last day as a counselor, so everyone needs to be extra supportive.
Ron: Already done. When I walked past her this morning, I gave her a kind nod.
I’m not gonna buy that thing! It’s covered in a gallon of your boogers!Tom
Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.Chris
Chard bodies. Let’s get a chard on?Ben
The reason is, it’s vegetable porn! Porn on the cob! I’m sorry, I’m very good at vegetable puns.Leslie
I’ve been reading up on nipples.Chris