Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.
I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.Ben
I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.Ben
Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?
Ohh, girl, you look creepy.Andy
Tom: How bout I break you off some of that Ja Rule?
Student: Who’s Ja Rule?
I don’t drink alcohol from that portion of the color system.Ron
Andy: If you do collapse, I know first aid, er karate.
Leslie: That’s not first aid.
Andy: It is if you do it right! Heimlich!
I need the good stuff. The “Mariah needs to sing tonight” stuff.Leslie
Ben: I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
Ron: Thank you, that means a lot to me.
This comes from your mother’s butt.April
Tom: You’re like a crazy volcano. You’ll have to bring it down a notch.
Craig: I’ll bring it down a dozen notches if I have to!