Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?April
Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.Ron
This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on anything since…wow—I’ve never worked hard on anything! What a cool life!Tom
Despite what my pocket square says, I’m not a billionaire.Tom
Damn, Donna. Why you gotta bring the Quackson Five into this?Ginuwine
I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.Tom
Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.Tom
Tom: What is this, a rotten grapefruit?
Larry: No, it’s my dog’s rectum.
Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.April
Please, Ron. I’ve never asked you for anything today.Tom
I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.Tammy
Ben: Today is Leslie’s last day as a counselor, so everyone needs to be extra supportive.
Ron: Already done. When I walked past her this morning, I gave her a kind nod.