I moved our meetings to tomorrow because you are drunk, and hangover, simultaneously, at 2 in the afternoon.

April

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Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.

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Leslie: Right now, my basic arguement is: 'give us the land, that would be nice.'

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I mean $100 bucks a week is pretty fair.

Andy

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They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."

Ron

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The only thing I love more than Parks, is Recreation.

Jen

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If we can't get the rights, I'm going ot walk

Andy

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Extremely well put.

Judge Perd

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You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.

April

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This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.

Ron

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I got something big and exciting. All I need is a blimp --

Andy

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Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.

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