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Ben: I can't believe they're finally giving me the key to the city.
Leslie: I can't believe it took so long. They gave the key to every other mayor in the city. And none of them had as cute a butt as you.

Chris: Last year I won an organic gardening contest.
Donna: Who were you competing against?
Chris: My own taste buds.

Wanna have a baby, Traeger? Your hair, my everything else. That baby would be unstoppable.

Donna

Ben Wyatt was the best thing that came out of this crap town.

Leslie

Boring is my middle name.

Leslie

Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.

Chris

What's cholesterol?

Ron

Every memory deserves to be chronicled! Even the saggy ones.

Leslie

As much as we want this to happen, we can't just let Jerry disappear!

Leslie
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