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Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!

April

Snakejuice! I thought these were destroyed by the FDA!

Tom

Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.

Chris

I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.

Tom

I’m sorry, Mrs. Knope. There is such a thing called journalistic integrity. And it is something I have as a journalist with integrity.

Perd

There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food.

Ron

The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.

Leslie

It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.

Leslie

I’m getting the epiphany sweats!

Leslie
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