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Leslie: What’s your favorite TV show?
Donna: For live tweeting it’s Scandal, for binge watching, it’s Scandal. And for fashion? Scandal. My favorite TV show is Scandal.

A straightforward deal! Why didn’t you tell me? I don’t have my straightforward deal fedora on me! We gotta stop at my storage unit!

Tom

Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?
Ron: No.
Andy: Yeah, those are robots.

Okay, but we should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day.

Ann

Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.

I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.

Ben

I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.

Ben

Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?

Ohh, girl, you look creepy.

Andy
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