Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
God, why does everything we do have to be cloaked in like 15 layers of irony?
April
Donna: You'll never guess what I found on Jerry's Facebook.
April: A friend? Buuurn.
Be proud of yourself. You deserve an award. Not this one, obviously. This one belongs to me. But some other one. Some other lesser award.
Ron
It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
Ron [on fishing]
The thing about youth culture is that I don't understand it.
Leslie
I want to treat April like a queen. And queens deserve flowers and massages, chocolate, booze, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, them treasure chests full of scarves, different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub them on stuff.
Andy
Just one rule, I don't want to date a twin because I've been tricked before
Leslie
You are wearing the hell out of that suit, sir. Banana two-button. We should talk later.
Tom
Hmm, a disappointingly good idea from Jerry.
Tom
Leslie: If I was sick, could I do this?
Ann: What are you doing?
Leslie: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Ann: No.
You know why tonight is so much fun? Because everyone's so gay. And they know how to have fun, and the dancing ... everyone is just who they are and who they are is just stone cold gay.
Leslie
She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy you can just tell people she's crazy. "Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up." "Yeah, man. Turns out, she's crazy." That's what they always do on Entourage.
Tom
