Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.Leslie
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April
There isn't a woman alive who doesn't love diamonds. Even the super left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried. When they get a diamond, they like, "yeah, bitch, get more of them blood diamonds. Make 'em extra bloody."Tom
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.Ron
Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?Andy
Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.Andy
Tell him it's Count Chocula. Wait, no, sorry it's Andy DwyerAndy
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.Ron
History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.Ron
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.Ron