Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April
Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.Andy
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.
April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.Andy
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.Ron
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.Ron
Ron: You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.Ron
Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.Andy
My nana, she used to say the best stuff. No work yourself into a lather. Look where it is and you'll find it. Don't put me in a home. Tell the truth and shame the devil. The devil knows where you're hiding. If you take enough rides with the devil pretty soon he's going to drive. She was really into the devil.Leslie