Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.Andy
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.Ron
Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.
I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.Tom
That's why people respect Hillary Clinton so much. 'Cause nobody takes a punch like her. She's the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world.Leslie
April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.Andy
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.Ron
I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.Ron
Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.
History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.Ron