Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.Andy
Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.
Ben: Newspaper headline was "Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown."
Ben: They were big into rhymes.
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.Ron
April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.Andy
That's why people respect Hillary Clinton so much. 'Cause nobody takes a punch like her. She's the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world.Leslie
Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.Ron
No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.Andy
I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.Tom