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The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.

Leslie

It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.

Leslie

I’m getting the epiphany sweats!

Leslie

Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.

Ron

Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing gave me a great idea on how to criticize people in places.

Ron

Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

Ron

I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new star wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.

Ben

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!

Ben

Craig Middlebrooks. Samantha in the boardroom, Miranda in the bedroom. I know it’s not ideal, but it’s who I am!

Craig
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