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My son is several weeks old. He is very familiar with the sound of power tools.

Ron

He now has that look that only comes with the pride of labor. Or…he pooped. Either way, I’ve never been prouder.

Ron

Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!

Leslie

You are the world’s most adorable and I LOVE YOU! You are so freakin’ precious!

Craig

If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.

Tom

Ben, stop! This is like listening to a Ted Talk by the color beige!

Tom

What’s wrong with you? You look like Meryl Streep at the end of Iron Weed. You wish…

Craig

Good, I hate paperwork. I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night listening to old Spice Girls CDs.

Leslie

Chillin’ in the studs with my dudes.

Leslie
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