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You are the world’s most adorable and I LOVE YOU! You are so freakin’ precious!

Craig

If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.

Tom

Ben, stop! This is like listening to a Ted Talk by the color beige!

Tom

What’s wrong with you? You look like Meryl Streep at the end of Iron Weed. You wish…

Craig

Good, I hate paperwork. I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night listening to old Spice Girls CDs.

Leslie

Chillin’ in the studs with my dudes.

Leslie

Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.

Look what they did to Peebo! He’s wearing a hat made of penises!

Ben

On nights like this when the cold winds blow, the air is awash in the swirling eddies of our dream, come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz.

Duke Silver
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