Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings" Quotes (Page 2)

Leslie: History is important. You just can't go around changing everything all the time. Or else next thing you know they'll be painting the White House not white. I'm so angry I can't think of another color. [pause] Green.
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Jessica: Where I come from, there's a saying: "What's done is done."
Leslie: That's a saying everywhere.
Tom: I've never heard it before and I think it's a great saying.
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Tom: Yeah, Jessica's a gold digger. But I'm a gold digger, digger.
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Jessica: I was doing a ribbon cutting at the hospital, and he was there because his blood doesn't work. We started talking, and then I realized who he was. Oh my gosh it was love at first site.
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Tom: Jessica Wicks! Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse? 'Cause you look barely legal.
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Jessica: Hi, I'm Jessica Wicks, Miss Pawnee 1994.
Leslie: Hello, yes, we've met before. We were both judges at the pageant last year.
Jessica: Leslie Norp, of course. How are you?
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Andy: April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.
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Ron: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
Jerry: Ron, do you need help with anything?
Ron: No, we're good. Thanks. In fact, you can head home early.
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Ron: Round up whoever's free. I'm going to need more Ron Swansons.
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April: Do you want me to postpone the rest? Or I could set myself on fire and create a diversion.
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