Parks and Recreation Season 6 Episode 14: "Anniversaries" Quotes
Craig Middlebrooks. Samantha in the boardroom, Miranda in the bedroom. I know it’s not ideal, but it’s who I am!
Craig
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!
Ben
I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new star wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.
Ben
Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.
Ron
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.
Ron
Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing gave me a great idea on how to criticize people in places.
Ron
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.
Ron
I’m getting the epiphany sweats!
Leslie
It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.
Leslie
The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.
Leslie
