Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12: "Ann's Decision" Quotes
Is that a drawing of my reproductive system saying "let's do this"?
My God. I have driven Ann right into the belly of the douche.Leslie
Wanna funk this junk in the back of my trunk?The Douche
It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.Tom
As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford, "Hilary Clinton is great!"April
I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.Swanson
Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants! Band name I call it! Or maybe just Fleetwood Mac.Andy
I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and want to kill her.April
Honestly, you'd look hot naked.Andy
Ann: This guy went to Harvard.
Leslie: So did the Unabomber!
There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.Ron
You are so brilliant and kind and stupid-hot!Leslie