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Is that a drawing of my reproductive system saying "let's do this"?

My God. I have driven Ann right into the belly of the douche.

Leslie

Wanna funk this junk in the back of my trunk?

The Douche

It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.

Tom

As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford, "Hilary Clinton is great!"

April

I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.

Swanson

Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants! Band name I call it! Or maybe just Fleetwood Mac.

Andy

I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and want to kill her.

April

Honestly, you'd look hot naked.

Andy
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