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Parks-and-recreation

Ann: This guy went to Harvard.
Leslie: So did the Unabomber!

There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

Ron

You are so brilliant and kind and stupid-hot!

Leslie

We'll do a double date. You and you. And me and Ben!

Leslie

I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.

Swanson
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