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I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.


Jim: I love Great lakes wine.
Tom: You can have the wine. I'm wanna take that cheese and do terrible things to it.

[on Leslie] Smart woman. Iffy choice in men.


[after knocking over beer bottles] Did you hear that? Was that the sound of a glass ceiling being shattered?

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