Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 21: "Bus Tour" Quotes
We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. AndLeslie
it is very classy -- no melons and no apples.
Anything else would be a classless move, on par with sprayJen
painting nipples on the Lincoln Memorial.
My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.Leslie
He's just playing hard ball. Let me tell you how it's going to goTom
down. In a few minutes, we'll walk in there, we'll give him our
demands, and then BAM -- I start crying.
In the last few weeks, we've turned this campaign into aBen
well-oiled machine. Leslie's stump speech is 10 minutes, 40 seconds,
every time. Here, check this out. There will be a big laugh right ...
now. And now a two-second awkward silence as Leslie does her Rodney
If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, IChris
will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
If you are watching, perpetrator, just know that you are still at large.Andy