This brook won't stop babbling. Shut up!

April

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• Added: March 25, 2011

What the fuck is a German muffin?!?

Ron

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• Added: March 25, 2011

Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.

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• Added: March 25, 2011

That's the second most awkward way someone has grabbed my breast.

Leslie

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• Added: March 25, 2011

It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Ron [on fishing]

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• Added: March 25, 2011

You only get one chance to make a second impression.

Leslie

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• Added: March 25, 2011