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This brook won't stop babbling. Shut up!

April

What the fuck is a German muffin?!?

Ron

Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.

That's the second most awkward way someone has grabbed my breast.

Leslie

It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Ron [on fishing]

You only get one chance to make a second impression.

Leslie
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Ron [on fishing]

You only get one chance to make a second impression.

Leslie
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