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Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.

Leslie

Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.

It's true. I no longer have highly trained, professional campaign managers. So what? Are most murders committed by highly trained, professional assassins? No, they're committed by friends and coworkers! That analogy was way better in my head.

Leslie

I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

Ron

Leslie: See there's more things to look at on the internet other than naked guys Ann.
Ann: What?

Tom, we're already late. Now be a man and sit on that girl's lap!

Ron

Leslie: Ben, my campaign manager and I, have made a decision.
Ann: We've decided to fire that campaign manager, me.
Leslie: And hire you.

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