Turns out when you think the world's ending you don't aim so carefully in the porto potties.

Leslie

It is a beautiful night for the end of the world.

Ron

They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.

Leslie

We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.

April

No thinking just stupid!

Andy

Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?

Ben

Leslie: If the world was ending tomorrow I'd want to be with him.
Ron: Well that's significant the problem is the world's not ending tomorrow.

Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.

Where's all the faces of the presidents?

Andy

Well, math is hard.

Leslie

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

Where's all the faces of the presidents?

Andy

Well, math is hard.

Leslie