Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "End of the World" Quotes

Leslie: Turns out when you think the world's ending you don't aim so carefully in the porto potties.
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Ron: It is a beautiful night for the end of the world.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.
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April: We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.
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Andy: No thinking just stupid!
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Ben: Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?
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Leslie: If the world was ending tomorrow I'd want to be with him.
Ron: Well that's significant the problem is the world's not ending tomorrow.
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Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.
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Andy: Where's all the faces of the presidents?
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Leslie: Well, math is hard.
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