Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti" Quotes

Tom: Whenever Ron has sex, the next morning he comes in dressed like Tiger Woods. Oh god.
Lucy: What? Who is that?
Tom: That is my ex-wife.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: Is that bacon on your turkey leg?
Ron: They call it a Swanson.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: Ron Corleone. This really attractive woman is my girlfriend, Lucy.
Ron: Hello, Lucy.
Lucy: Hi.
Ron: Whoa. Impressive handshake.
Lucy: Thanks. My father told me that a limp handshake was for weak men and communists. He hated both.
Ron: Well done, Tommy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Hello, Pawnee. I'm Rinatta Ricotta. Freddy Spaghetti couldn't make it today. He bumped his noodle. There was sauce everywhere. It was just streaming out of his face. It was really scary.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: Is there any chance you could fix me in the next 10 minutes.
Dr. Harris: Sure. I'll just advance medical science 30 years.
Andy: Great.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ann: You have two broken bones in your right arm, and four in your hand.
Andy: That's the side that hurts.
 • Rating: Unrated

Donna: When we canceled on him, he took another gig in Eagleton. At a library.
Tom: That's literally the worst place I could imagine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I accidentally told them what you're doing in an attempt to save some government jobs. It's been a very strange day for me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: Every department's losing a Leslie Knope.
Ron: No, Ben. They are not. No other department has one to begin with. Right now, she's single-handedly putting up some lousy concert for this city's kids.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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