Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 23: "Freddy Spaghetti" Quotes
Tom: We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning. What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.
Lucy: You guys know Tom really well so I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right?
Sorry we're late. I had to wait on my girlfriend to finish eating breakfast.
Tom
Can you go pick up Freddy Spaghetti in your Mercedes? We need to give him the star treatment.
Leslie
Right off the bat, we sell city hall. Let somebody turn it into a large gas station or a TJ Maxx.
Ron
I'm an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a semi.
Ron
Ben: We need to cut expenditures by 32 percent.
Ron: Let's make it an even 40.
Ann: Do you think anybody's going to show up?
Leslie: A) Yes. B) Even if they don't, we'll just put the concert on ourselves. But C) Yes, yes. They're definitely going to show up. Although D) Maybe not.
Pawnee's kids are less important than poop tubes.
Leslie
The only guy that I care about right now is six feet tall with wild crazy hair and a ukulele that doubles as a water gun. Freddy Spaghetti.
Leslie
Less man time, more Ann time.
Leslie
Don't make it last very long. Ladies don't like that.
Leslie
Leslie: Is this a bad time?
Tom: Lucy's here, I'm in my sexy pajamas. I just took four Benadryls to dull my sensitivity. Yes.
Leslie: You're about to have sex.
Tom: Why else would Boyz II Men's "On Bended Knee" be playing right now.
