Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "How a Bill Becomes a Law" Quotes

Chris: What did you do for her?
Ron: Fixed her pothole.
Chris: Is that a euphemism?
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Tom: Take the easy way out. I always do! It's easy!
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Andy: Can we please make you into a princess?
Ron: No.
Andy: I think it would make Diane happy.
Ron: Why does that matter? Shut up.
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Tom: Mmm. You can really taste the ignorance.
Councilman Milton: It's pronounced 'anchovies'.
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Little girl 1: I'm a princess.
Little girl 2: I'm a mermaid.
Ron: I'm the director of Parks and Recreation.
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Leslie: Ann has told me repeatedly not to get a perm. But Ann's not here. While Ann's away, the mice get perms.
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Tom: Well, DDS doesn't stand for Dumb Dumb Stupid.
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April: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.
Ben: Haha. And I finished that last week.
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Leslie: Not only am I a city counselor, but I'm a city councilor with porpoise.
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Chris: I love this idea and I love me for thinking of it.
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