Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis" Quotes (Page 2)

Tom: Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.
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Leslie: I think it should be me and then you. But, if you want, it could be you and then me. Or it could go me you me. What do you think?
Ron: How about just you?
Leslie: Thank you, Ron. Yes.
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Leslie: He's not going to be able to keep anything from me. In high school they used to call me Angela Lansbery... but that was because of my hair cut.
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Ron: What happened to the steaks that were in there when they closed? (tearily) Do you think they got eaten?
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Tom: Watch the master work it, I am the Yoda of networking.

Ben: Well Yoda wouldn't actually need networking, his powers were more spiritual.
Tom: Shut up you nerd!
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Ron: Leslie, you need to understand that we are headed to the most special place on earth. When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards there flecks of meat in my mustache and I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.
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Tom: His real name is Dante Fiero, but he changed it to Dennis Feinstein 'cause that's way more exotic in Pawnee.
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April: You don't have to buy me things. I just like being around you.
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Ron: You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
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Leslie: Skywriting isn't always positive.
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