Parks and Recreation

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Everyone shut up and look at me!

Ron

That's what you see when you close your eyes at night Jerry. Topless Leslie glued to a horse!

Tom

I'm sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?

Ben

Ben: You always separate your lights from your darks.
April: That's racist.

Public Art Commission. Filled with hippies who love public art and sometimes weed. Jackpot.

Leslie

There's a 30% chance they'll die.

Ben

That painting is not gonna be destroyed. Every great work of art contains a message. And the message of this painting is get out of my way unless you want an arrow in your ass Marsha.

Leslie
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

There's a 30% chance they'll die.

Ben

That painting is not gonna be destroyed. Every great work of art contains a message. And the message of this painting is get out of my way unless you want an arrow in your ass Marsha.

Leslie
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