Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting" Quotes
Ron: Everyone shut up and look at me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tom: That's what you see when you close your eyes at night Jerry. Topless Leslie glued to a horse!
• Rating: Unrated
Ben: I'm sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: You always separate your lights from your darks.
April: That's racist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Public Art Commission. Filled with hippies who love public art and sometimes weed. Jackpot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: There's a 30% chance they'll die.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: That painting is not gonna be destroyed. Every great work of art contains a message. And the message of this painting is get out of my way unless you want an arrow in your ass Marsha.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7
