Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Leslie and Ben" Quotes

Ron: People who buy things are suckers.
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Leslie: I love you and I like you.
Ben: I love you and I like you.
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Tom: Leslie, do you want to say some stuff to Ben now?
Leslie: My first draft of my vows, that I wrote the day after we got engaged clocked in around 70 pages.
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Ron: Before we go in there, I want to say something. You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.
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Jerry: When I heard Leslie was getting married, I was all, "to Ben or to Game of Thrones?"
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Chris: I hate to say this, but Ann Perkins has terrible taste in jewelry.
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Leslie: No time to do the Tim Gunn voice. Wait, what am I talking about? There's always time.
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Tom: We open from Will Smith's cinematic classic, Hitch.
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Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.
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Leslie: How did Cinderella finish her dress so fast? Birds and squirrels, yeah that's not gonna work.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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