Parks and Recreation

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People who buy things are suckers.

Ron

Leslie: I love you and I like you.
Ben: I love you and I like you.

Tom: Leslie, do you want to say some stuff to Ben now?
Leslie: My first draft of my vows, that I wrote the day after we got engaged clocked in around 70 pages.

Before we go in there, I want to say something. You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.

Ron

When I heard Leslie was getting married, I was all, "to Ben or to Game of Thrones?"

Jerry

I hate to say this, but Ann Perkins has terrible taste in jewelry.

Chris

No time to do the Tim Gunn voice. Wait, what am I talking about? There's always time.

We open from Will Smith's cinematic classic, Hitch.

Tom

Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.

How did Cinderella finish her dress so fast? Birds and squirrels, yeah that's not gonna work.

Leslie: Ron, I'm going to need you to walk me down the aisle.
Ron: It would be an honor. And the first time I won't regret walking down the aisle.

Leslie: But my mom isn't here. And you parents aren't here.
Ben: Good!

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Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes

Leslie: Ron, I'm going to need you to walk me down the aisle.
Ron: It would be an honor. And the first time I won't regret walking down the aisle.

Leslie: But my mom isn't here. And you parents aren't here.
Ben: Good!