Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Leslie vs. April" Quotes

Chris: When I get bummed out I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Tom: If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I can never tell if people are lying to me. I hope that doesn't come up in my police work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Can you say per capita again? I want to take a picture of you saying "per capita."
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Breakfast food can serve many purposes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: I gotta give you credit. Your mission statement made sense and you didn't use one R. Kelly lyric.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Just call me Bond, Municipal Bond!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: What's your new company?
Tom: We specialize in making stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: [to Joe Biden] You're my...my name just came out of your mouth!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: 2020.
Ben: Uh. that's a stretch.
Leslie: Fine. 2024. I take the West Wing, you take the East. You can be the First Gentleman.
 • Rating: Unrated

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