Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 7: "Leslie vs. April" Quotes
When I get bummed out I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.
Chris
If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.
Tom
I can never tell if people are lying to me. I hope that doesn't come up in my police work.
Andy
Can you say per capita again? I want to take a picture of you saying "per capita."
Breakfast food can serve many purposes.
Ron
I gotta give you credit. Your mission statement made sense and you didn't use one R. Kelly lyric.
Ben
Just call me Bond, Municipal Bond!
Ben
Ben: What's your new company?
Tom: We specialize in making stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.
[to Joe Biden] You're my...my name just came out of your mouth!
Leslie: 2020.
Ben: Uh. that's a stretch.
Leslie: Fine. 2024. I take the West Wing, you take the East. You can be the First Gentleman.