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Andy: I have no idea how to run a nonprofit.
April: Hey, you shined shoes for two years and never earned a profit.

Andy: What else does your family own?
Lord Covington: Well, um have you heard of Scotland?

Sales person: Oh, we don't accept American currency, sir.
Ron: This is the most wonderful piece of paper in the world. Of course you'll accept it. Accept it.

Look—a clock. We don't have that in America. You call that a tower? Try the Sears Tower, friend.

Ron

Leslie: The Knotting Hill bus tour starts at 2. The Love Actually tour starts at 2:30. Oh, but the Bridget Jones bus tour starts at 2:30 also. What do we do? Ron-your pick.

History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

Ron

Last week I was in clue in the Pawnee paper crossword puzzle. The clue? "Who's the worst?"

Leslie

Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.

Ron

This is like a waking nightmare of happiness!

Leslie

I warned you. Standard birth control methods are usually ineffective against a Swanson.

Ron
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Parks and Recreation Season 6 Episode 1 Quotes

History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

Ron

This is like a waking nightmare of happiness!

Leslie
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