Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 18: "Lucky" Quotes
Are you hitting on Leslie for me?
Ben
It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.
Leslie
Chris: I'm engrossed in this book. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That's impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It's kind of a sad story.
April: Cool.
Chris got dumped by Jerry's daughter he needs this. Plus, if they get married he'll spend all his time with her and I might never have to talk to him again.
Andy
Ann: Uh oh, I know that look.
Tom: She's got the crazy eyes.
Anyone want to go to JJ's for some after dinner omelets?
Ron
Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.
Well, you know it's like I always say 'it ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice.'
Jerry
I think we may have used up all our luck tonight. Actually, not all of it, he's about to get lucky. [Leslie points to Ben] It's on.
Leslie
