Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Your work is appreciated. Eat some corn.

Ron

We're overrun with raccoons and obese toddlers.

Leslie

Can we by any chance stop at a place that has free pants?

Andy

These people are meat virgins. They'll have been taken by the grill and delicately and tenderly been shown the ways of flavorful meat love. Mmmm...the first time is so beautiful.

Ron

Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Leslie: Yes.

In my opinion, not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is your dinner. His name is Tom.

Ron

Jerry: Can we at least have corn on the cob?
Ron: No.

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Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

In my opinion, not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is your dinner. His name is Tom.

Ron

Jerry: Can we at least have corn on the cob?
Ron: No.