Your work is appreciated. Eat some corn.

Ron

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We're overrun with raccoons and obese toddlers.

Leslie

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• Added: September 20, 2012

Can we by any chance stop at a place that has free pants?

Andy

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• Added: September 20, 2012

These people are meat virgins. They'll have been taken by the grill and delicately and tenderly been shown the ways of flavorful meat love. Mmmm...the first time is so beautiful.

Ron

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• Added: September 20, 2012

Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Leslie: Yes.

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In my opinion, not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is your dinner. His name is Tom.

Ron

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Jerry: Can we at least have corn on the cob?
Ron: No.

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• Added: September 20, 2012