Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Commons" Quotes

Ron: I started working on something very important. Can you help me?
Chris: Yes sir.
Ron: It's a flight of stairs leading to nowhere.
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Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!
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Mr. St. James: Oh, our balloon artisan is out of balloons. Excuse me.
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Tom: Much like women in 90's stand up comedy routines, Tommy be shoppin'.
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Leslie: Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!
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Leslie: Your show last week on dolphin lactation was riveting radio.
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