Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8: "Pawnee Commons" Quotes
Ron: I started working on something very important. Can you help me?
Chris: Yes sir.
Ron: It's a flight of stairs leading to nowhere.
Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!
Oh, our balloon artisan is out of balloons. Excuse me.
Mr. St. James
Much like women in 90's stand up comedy routines, Tommy be shoppin'.
Tom
Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!
Leslie
Your show last week on dolphin lactation was riveting radio.
Leslie
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