Ron: I started working on something very important. Can you help me?
Chris: Yes sir.
Ron: It's a flight of stairs leading to nowhere.

Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!

Oh, our balloon artisan is out of balloons. Excuse me.

Mr. St. James

Much like women in 90's stand up comedy routines, Tommy be shoppin'.

Tom

Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!

Leslie

Your show last week on dolphin lactation was riveting radio.

Leslie

Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 Quotes

Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!

Leslie

Your show last week on dolphin lactation was riveting radio.

Leslie