We're called the Pawnee Goddesses and we're freakin' awesome.

Leslie

What is wrong with you today? Did they cancel Game of Thrones?

Donna

Ron: We have one activity planned: not getting killed.

Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?

Donna

Needles in your face pleasure in your base.

Donna

I've taught them too well. I've created a mob of little Leslie Knope monsters. I'm so proud.

Leslie

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, this is a whole never level of nerd.

Tom

Uh oh, Batman's crying.

Donna

I bought this Mackerel at the Supermarket. I've been standing in the water with the fish on my hook for 30 minutes. I saw it on an episode of I Love Lucy. Pathetic? Maybe, but it feels pretty good to have a bunch of little boys be super in to me. That came out wrong.

Ann

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

Uh oh, Batman's crying.

Donna

I bought this Mackerel at the Supermarket. I've been standing in the water with the fish on my hook for 30 minutes. I saw it on an episode of I Love Lucy. Pathetic? Maybe, but it feels pretty good to have a bunch of little boys be super in to me. That came out wrong.

Ann